A Satsangi Christmas

Up on the rooftop of my Car was a God so I ran to my car and hung out there so long in past tense it became So hung.  I had become one so I just Sat there repeating his Name so long I was sitting that I called it Sat in the Name. I was drinking some Joe because it was Christmas and I wanted Mas Christ power while I was On my Kar even while it was running so in past tense I had Ran my Kar for So Long that really I was just hanging out in it and had hung out there just sitting in my car that in past tense I had Sat there repeating my Names.

Up on the rooftop of my car note that I own a car there were five reindeer dancing. Why there were five I do not know.  I do not follow Santa but instead Satna. When I heard the sound I ran there to see what was current.  On the top of my head I Jotted down their names one by one.  They exclaimed RaRa in my car for so long I just sat there and drank my Joe in hopes that saint nir would be there. I felt So so about just sitting on my butt as if I had Sat there very long and had just hung out there trying to remember my Name. I sat on the floor with Jo and Jen just saying Om. Then I ran to my car to see what was a jar but I forgot my name as I had sat so long and had hung out there.  My head was a buzz because my regular thinking had been invaded from a far just outside my car and everything was a jar near and in my car i had to jot down my name after sitting so long and just saying Om.  As the door opened I just felt alone but it was warm. I was not afraid because I had set the tone.  A beam of light was shown so I ran there saying Rara for home. My arm felt just So so as it just hung there.  I just sat there remembering the Name and jotting down stuff alone.  I had received a lofty present and was hoping a Saint would be there.  So I just sat there trying to remember my names drinking my Jo until I felt jolly just being alone. I own a car but it is a rotten car I owned for so long it just sits there. My thinking was clearly invaded by the reindeer. Inner space began to ring in my ear. The gods were giving out something special so soon I would be there.